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I am my own grandpa!
DATE: 08 Jun 2008, 1:59 am / MOOD: Other
Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three
I got married to a widow
Pretty as could be. This widow had a grow-up daughter
With flowing hair of red.
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed. This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
Now my daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife. To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy. My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad. For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother. Father's wife then had a son
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son. My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She's my grandma, too. If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild. For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw,
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa! # its collected frm book,
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A Friend
DATE: 08 Jun 2008, 1:50 am / MOOD: Other
I have a friend
Who is always with me,
Whom I am always with,
Whom I am often alone with,
Who is often alone with me.
But sometimes we need others
To hike through the jungle of life.
He is me. cheers,
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All Different Girls
DATE: 24 May 2008, 11:03 am / MOOD: Other
Pretty girl, who is to blame Frightened girl, they don't know her name Saddened girl, who cries at night Distant girl, who's out of sight Psycho girl, with scars on her wrists Fairytale girl, who don't exist Silent girl, without a name Ignored girl, who's filled with shame Faking girl, with plastic smiles Freakish girl, from a thousand miles Emotionless girl, cant feel much pain Darkened girl, who brings the rain Crying girl, tears start to flood Psychotic girl, who drains her blood Hated girl, who no one loves Such a weak girl, who's no longer though Angry girl, there is no cure Happy girl, she is no more Hidden girl, she covers her scars Prisoned girl, lived behind her life's bars Crazy girl, who bleeds so much Lonely girl, who's out of touch Stupid girl, who no one likes Beaten girl, who always fights Pretty girl, don't give up now Suicide girl, there's someway, somehow Scared girl, don't be afraid Distant girl, don't go away Morbid girl, don't die tonight Worried girl, it'll be alright Stoner girl, tonight she'll smoke her sorrow Alcoholic girl, she'll drink tomorrow Furious girl, who has no more faith Depressed girl, who cries and aches Fallen girl, with broken wings Disturbed girl, fell off the swing Pretty girl, you are my friend Aching girl, just try to mend Ugly girl, not like before Beautiful girl, she is no more Pretty girl, who made her life end Pretty girl...SHIT...Not again...
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@#$%^&* Kissed Me
DATE: 16 Apr 2008, 11:04 pm / MOOD: Other
@#$%^&* kissed me when we met, Jumping from the chair she sat in; Time, you thief, who love to get Sweets into your list, put that in! Say I'm weary, say I'm sad, Say that health and wealth have missed me, Say I'm growing old, but add, @#$%^&* kissed me.
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I believe...
DATE: 07 Apr 2008, 11:47 pm / MOOD: In love
I believe... * that the gifts of the Spirit are just as alive today as they were back then * in love, friendship, truth, honesty, loyalty, respect and understanding * in planting seeds * that everything we see in the physical realm has roots in the spiritual realm * in love at first sight * in taking care of those less fortunate than myself * in encouragement * that it is our responsibility to take care of our planet * that all things are possible! * everyday is best day
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WORDS OF LIFE !
DATE: 07 Apr 2008, 11:40 pm / MOOD: Other
We convince ourselves that life will be better once we are married, have a baby, then another. Then we get frustrated because our children are not old enough, and that all will be well when they are older. Then we are frustrated because they reach adolescence and we must deal with them. Surely we'll be happier when they grow out of the teen years. We tell ourselves our life will be better when our spouse gets his/her act together, when we have a nicer car, when we can take a vacation, when we finally retire. The truth is that there is no better time to be happy than right now. If not, then when? Your life will always be full of challenges. It is better to admit as much and to decide to be happy in spite of it all. For the longest time, it seemed that life was about to start. Real life. But there was always some obstacle along the way, an ordeal to get through, some work to be finished, some time to be given, a bill to be paid. Then life would start. I finally came to understand that those obstacles were life. That point of view helped me see that there isn't any road to happiness. Happiness IS the road. So, enjoy every moment. Stop waiting for school to end, for a return to school, to lose ten pounds, to gain ten pounds, for work to begin, to get married, for Friday evening, for Sunday morning, waiting for a new car, for your mortgage to be paid off, for spring, for summer, for fall, for winter, for the first or the fifteenth of the month, for your song to be played on the radio, to die, to be reborn… before deciding to be happy. REM- Happiness is a voyage, not a destination. There is no better time to be happy than… NOW! Live and enjoy the moment.
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It is better to give a rose during...
DATE: 15 Mar 2008, 12:36 am / MOOD: In love
'It is better to give a rose during life then orchids at grave' Man can cultivate more happiness if he is recognized in the society and it is the ultimate thing that man is waiting in his life, so why not we all at least for once try this philosophy to live our life in a better way then we have lived yesterday. It is not always the same since to achieve more happiness we need the wealth too, which in other hand considered to be the source of mystery and have the capability to ruin man's life.. Love, care, and affection which are one of the most important elements for the happiness of man and it also act in negative way (i.e. man will be influenced with great deal of love & to affection in spoiling his life). For happiness not always depend on others only but construct by yourself. You can achieve it by yourself and it is simple & advantageous your part because you will not always look on yourself instead you will come to know the fact of life (desire of human which has on boundary of satisfaction). With this reason, you will develop good attitude towards other, so it will ultimately achieve happiness. Start to build up good attitude, which comprise of self-respect, love for others and helping hand for others. In all verities of religious, that was and still existing at present; believes that you will be rewarded religiously for toiling very hard for the benefits of other people so start from today itself.
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